10 reasons why you should be single

10 Reasons why you should be single

It’s approaching that special day, maybe not for you but for your partner. If you have yet to guess, we mean valentines. Some call it the day of reckoning. Anyway, you’re probably wondering what I am getting at – well here are the 10 reasons why you should be single. Let’s just hope my girlfriend doesn’t read this.

Cat on the floor

  1. You end up having a shit load of phone numbers after a night out.10 reasons to break up
  2. You’re finding yourself window shopping constantly.
  3. You have over 100 matches on tinder.
  4. You find any excuse to not spend time with your other half.
  5. You can’t wait to check out the single talent on Valentine’s day.
  6. You find every small thing that he/she does annoying and irritating.
  7. You prefer to go out with your mates, and he/she doesn’t get an invite.
  8. You end up thinking of someone else.
  9. Personal displays of affection with your other half really gross you out.
  10. You’re planning on spending his/her Valentines present on booze.

10 reasons to be single

Anyway, it’s your choice whether you should be in a relationship or not. But, if you can agree with all 10 statements get out before it’s too late.

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